Dear Senior Opupulepu,
How are you do? I hope you are do well, as me am also do well.
Senior, are you know of what a quarterback are do? A quarterback, if you do not know, is the main man in a certain type of special but confusing kind of football who is the captain, the boss, the superintendent all combined together, and also the originator of offensive attacks and the one who mostly scores for the team.
Senior, this confusing game, which is only played in Amelika by the Amelikans, is so confusing, because you can grab the ball in your hands and the referee won’t blow his whistle…pee…peeee and say “foul, penalty.”
Senior, as you are aware, here in Ogyakrom, to the Kpakpo-Chapi clan lands to be precise, one of the akplankes of the Omanhene, called Henry Quarterback, has been anointed captain, boss, superintendent, all combined ,over those lands.
Senior, Henry Quarterback is as giant as our ex, before-before Omanhene, the Gentle Giant, Sexy-Eyes, Nana Diawuo Kung-fu.
Senior, the truth is Henry Quarterback is born to be a quarterback. He is offensive and originates offensive moves and successfully achieving his goals.
Senior, when Henry Quarterback took over the aplanke seat to overlook and oversee the Kpakpo-Chapi clan lands on behalf of our Omanhene, Nana Onsurowuo, he decided to make sure that the Kpakpo-Shito portion of the clan lands looks clean and obedient like how skuul boys and girls dress during inspection and look like people who have never sinned before.
Senior, Henry Quarterback identified Agbogbloshie, as in Agbogbloshie, where ogyateshie, Ogyakrom’s national drink, is retailed or sold in tots.
Senior, this hamlet is so unique in the sense that nothing that is right can go on there. Some die-hard supporters of Yesu Christus Emmanuel, the Only Begotten Son of Yahweh the Most High, attempted to reform and transform these people, so they called on Spiritus Sanctus to suggest a name for the area.
Senior, Spiritus Sanctus thought and thought and thought aaaaa and decided on the prophetic name Sodom and Gomorrah.
Senior, you remember Sodom and Gomorrah, you do? And as it is said “there is a what in a name.” So after christening the area Sodom and Gomorrah, the angels of Yahweh the Most High who descended upon and destroyed the original Sodom and Gomorrah are in jubilation because they have sat there aaaaa for all these millenniums without work after they disciplined and destroyed the cities and the peoples of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Senior, before Yahweh could commission them and assign them to do what they know how to do best, they jumped on the fiery horses well-armed to the teeth and marrow and about to descend on this small area, all fifteen hundred billion of them.
Senior, Yahweh, who is so merciful and kind, called them to attention and told them He will send His messenger, as in a prophet, to tell the people in Agbogbloshie, our local Sodom and Gomorrah, to vacate the area before the coming destruction came upon them.
Senior, Yahweh then spoke to the sitting Omanhene, Nana Diawuo Kung-fu, to speak to his Kpakpo-Chapi aplanke at that time, one Shake Ice, to tell the people of Agbogbloshie to move out before the down pouring of fire and hail stones came upon them.
Senior, the people of Agbogbloshie looked Shake Ice in the face and said, “Yahweh we know. We are His children and even though we agree that we are His only children who are wayward, He will not do tiiii to us, because we are His image and likeness.”
Senior, Yahweh is patient in heart, not patient as in He is sick in bed. He hoped against hope that these wisdom-challenged people will one day know wisdom and do the exodus to the place prepared for them where sacks, as in kotoku, flow.
Senior, as I speak, Yahweh is now fed up with the stubbornness of these His wayward people, so He directly picked one of His unbegotten sons, who is no one else but Henry Quarterback, who first went to the Kotoku hamlet where sacks, milk and honey flow like nobody’s business and made sure that everything was in place for the arrival of the movement of the people in an exodus from Agbogbloshie, our local Sodom and Gomorrah.
Senior, when Henry Quarterback announced Yahweh’s plans to them, they all initially decided to exodus to Kotoku where sacks, milk and honey flow. He was pleased that he was pleasing Yahweh. But then these stubborn people came and told him in the face that it is only a fool who does not change his mind, and so they have decided not to do the exodus. They shall not move and cannot be moved.
Senior, if you have not seen a giant angry before, just go to the hut of Henry Quarterback and tell him, “your face”, but make sure there is enough social distance between you.
Senior, Henry Quarterback has served notice to the stubborn people of our local version of Sodom and Gomorrah that come the moon Julie was born, he will give the go-ahead, not the toffee, for the battle-ready angels to descend upon the hamlet. In fact, he said Yahweh has told him that he can deal directly with those fiery red-eyed angels without necessarily coming through His office.
Senior, Yahweh has made up His mind on our local Sodom and Gomorrah, and asked Henry Quarterback not to come to His office or official residence because if he does and makes his intention known, Eno Mary will hear and intercede for these stubborn people.
Senior, no one can underrate the intercessory powers of Eno Mary. Remember how she got Yesu Christus Emmanuel to start working long before He took His final professional examinations to receive certificate to commerce work. Do not underrate Eno Mary, and Yahweh knows what she can do, so Henry Quarterback was not to near her for her to see and know what he wanted to do to mere humans.
Senior, Henry Quarterback has even gone ahead to pay the TnT for the angels, and also gave them more than enough logistics and motivation to entice them to descend upon our local Sodom and Gomorrah.
Senior, when the people of our local Sodom and Gomorrah heard of this, they knew they cannot approach Yahweh with a stay of execution order. So they went to a certain High Priest from the other guy’s camp and made him promise that he will make sure Henry Quarterback does not see the moon Julie was born.
Senior, Henry Quarterback laughed for the first time in moons because Yahweh has already added another one hundred and fifty years to his age. Come the month Julie was born, the angels will arrive and do what they know how to do best.
Senior, as for me, I am Dan, sorry I am Done, and will keep far away from our local Sodom and Gomorrah until the deed is done.
It’s me.
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